Weekly feature: Excerpt from original script

From Checkpoint (The Council visits, acting bitchy, tests Buffy, etcetc).

I'm giving you two excerpts this week, since I'm not sure which one I've used before.

"Willow has some rhyming fun when recapping events from the previous episode in a line cut due to length:
'I didn't create the troll. I didn't date the troll. In fact I hate the troll. I helped deflate the troll.'"

"Anya's false history to the Council went on a little longer in the script:
'And when I was seven, I had a pet dachsund that died from choking on a wiener, which I find ironic.'"