Buffy joke.

I guess I should have written "A Buffy joke" in the headline, because as you know Buffy jokes a lot, but that's not what this post is about. ;)

No? Didn't smile at that little word play-thingy? Well, hopefully this Buffy-joke that I found online will make you grin;

Dracula is walking ( stalking ? ) along, when suddenly out of nowhere a sausage roll hits him in the back of the head. He looks around, startled, but can't see anyone and continues on his way . Suddenly he is struck again, this time by a canape. Annoyed he again scans the area - only to find that again there is no one near him. He continues but is struck a tremendous blow on the back of the head and falls to the ground.

Looking up he sees a petite blonde girl standing over him brandishing a chicken leg .

Dracula: "Who are you?!?!?"

Petite blonde girl: "BUFFET the vampire slayer ".